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Jul 29
I know it is going to sound crazy, but it is pouring rain outside. In Washington, you ask, is that possible? Yes, yes it is.

I am now on the lookout for guillotines, snipers, hangmen, and fly balls.

There are no less than 60 red “WATCH YOUR HEAD” stickers on this bus. They are very serious about head safety.

Jul 28


Jul 27
I was really confused by guy next to me with baby blue socks clogs super short shorts until I saw his book was in German

Note. Name of book I am working on, “Men are from Mars women are from Hades” did not test well with target audience- wife.

Jul 26
I am totally not qualified to parent these children. They are WAY smarter than me.

Jul 25
Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic

Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic

Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic

Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic

Gas Station: This stupid pump kept beeping at me and I had no idea why. The screen was completely invisible from my angle. Luckily my much shorter wife walked up and pointed, “it wants you to enter your zip code”. Gas Station: This stupid pump kept beeping at me and I had no idea why. The screen was completely invisible from my angle. Luckily my much shorter wife walked up and pointed, “it wants you to enter your zip code”.

A puzzlingly awesome way to start your morning, the Puzzle Alarm Clock will get you up and thinking on your feet. Just set the digital alarm, and when the right time comes, the clock base will send three colorful puzzle pieces flying in to the air! It’s your job to find the pieces and match shape and color to solve the puzzle. (via UrbanOutfitters.com > Puzzle Alarm Clock
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A puzzlingly awesome way to start your morning, the Puzzle Alarm Clock will get you up and thinking on your feet. Just set the digital alarm, and when the right time comes, the clock base will send three colorful puzzle pieces flying in to the air! It’s your job to find the pieces and match shape and color to solve the puzzle. (via UrbanOutfitters.com > Puzzle Alarm Clock

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My Life Coach Is Worth Every Penny

  • Josh: I just spiked a fly out of the air like a volleyball and I am afraid I feel a little too proud of myself. I think I may be in need of more athletic challenges than I am currently facing...
  • Mark: bees?
  • Mark: wasps?
  • Mark: eagles?
  • Josh: I can always count on you