Amishrobot

Someday I will figure out how this relates to my real blog

Jul 29
I know it is going to sound crazy, but it is pouring rain outside. In Washington, you ask, is that possible? Yes, yes it is.
Posted at 4:25pm

I am now on the lookout for guillotines, snipers, hangmen, and fly balls.
Posted at 4:25pm

There are no less than 60 red “WATCH YOUR HEAD” stickers on this bus. They are very serious about head safety.
Posted at 4:25pm

Jul 28

Chicken Scratches » Blog Archive » What’s Wrong with Flying: How the internet killed travel

“Well,” contend the airlines, “people only care about the price of a flight, so we sacrifice the customer experience to meet the demand for lower prices.” They now even resort to secret fees for…
Posted at 4:55pm

Philips Product Selector

Great product selector
Posted at 9:51am

Jul 27
I was really confused by guy next to me with baby blue socks clogs super short shorts until I saw his book was in German
Posted at 6:35pm

Note. Name of book I am working on, “Men are from Mars women are from Hades” did not test well with target audience- wife.
Posted at 12:35pm

Jul 26
I am totally not qualified to parent these children. They are WAY smarter than me.
Posted at 12:34pm

Jul 25
Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic
Posted at 9:09pm

Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic
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Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic
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Westinghouse Selectomatic Westinghouse Selectomatic
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Gas Station: This stupid pump kept beeping at me and I had no idea why. The screen was completely invisible from my angle. Luckily my much shorter wife walked up and pointed, “it wants you to enter your zip code”. Gas Station: This stupid pump kept beeping at me and I had no idea why. The screen was completely invisible from my angle. Luckily my much shorter wife walked up and pointed, “it wants you to enter your zip code”.
Posted at 9:09pm

A puzzlingly awesome way to start your morning, the Puzzle Alarm Clock will get you up and thinking on your feet. Just set the digital alarm, and when the right time comes, the clock base will send three colorful puzzle pieces flying in to the air! It’s your job to find the pieces and match shape and color to solve the puzzle. (via UrbanOutfitters.com > Puzzle Alarm Clock )

A puzzlingly awesome way to start your morning, the Puzzle Alarm Clock will get you up and thinking on your feet. Just set the digital alarm, and when the right time comes, the clock base will send three colorful puzzle pieces flying in to the air! It’s your job to find the pieces and match shape and color to solve the puzzle. (via UrbanOutfitters.com > Puzzle Alarm Clock

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Posted at 12:36pm

My Life Coach Is Worth Every Penny

  • Josh: I just spiked a fly out of the air like a volleyball and I am afraid I feel a little too proud of myself. I think I may be in need of more athletic challenges than I am currently facing...
  • Mark: bees?
  • Mark: wasps?
  • Mark: eagles?
  • Josh: I can always count on you
Posted at 11:53am